Top Ten Ways to Get Kicked Off a Flight
Came across the following list sometime ago in an article on the web. The writer says they all really happened. The items with an '*' after them resulted in jail time as well, btw.
- Board a flight drunk and put your face directly into the chest of a well endowed flight attendant while yelling the words “Blobby, blobby, blobbly.”
- Snatch a man’s toupee and play “Keep Away” during boarding.
- Take a swing at me and then at the pilot. He missed on both tries but did land in prison for six months.
- Smoke marijuana in the lavatory and then insist it is for medicinal purposes. *
- Openly read a book on how to make bombs, underlining parts of the chapter on commercial aviation.
- Charge the cockpit, shouting “Allah be praised,” and then upon reaching the front say, “just kidding.” *
- Be a well endowed female, take off all your clothes, and start your collection of Mardi Gras beads on your way to New Orleans.
- Open an exit before takeoff to see if the emergency slide really works. *
- Have such incredibly bad gas that it makes everyone around you sick. (This has happened twice.)
- Pull out a realistic looking gun, aim it at a flight attendant and start squirting.
2 Comments:
Gotta love the "Alla be Praised" one...gets me every time...
nice work dude...
I will keep this in mind should I feel the need to disembark during our trip to China.
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