Thursday, June 23, 2005

Weird Dream

So I had a weird dream some time ago. It was about me going hunting. I am not a hunter. Know nothing about hunting, which will be obvious to those of you who do hunt. Don’t want to be a hunter either, really.

So here is the 100 mile an hour version of the dream: I was out hunting for bear and for deer at the same time. No, I have no idea if those two seasons are any where near each other on the calendar, but they were in my dream. Anyway, so I am wandering around the woods when a big, huge deer, who happened to be feeling quite frisky apparently, decides to chase me. In my haste to escape this mad creature, I decide to shinny up a big ol’ tree, and accidentally drop my gun (a pistol, btw) on the way up. Once half way up the tree, I realize that I have bigger issues than the frisky deer below me. Above me there is a very scared and rapidly becoming very angry bear that had been chased up there by another hunter’s dogs. I am now caught between the two, neither of whom are happy with me. My situation turns worse when the deer begins thrashing around and begins kicking my pistol laying on the ground. Suddenly, BANG!!!! The gun goes off, the bullet whizzes past my head, burying itself into the bear above me, who begins falling out of the tree. I turn and look down and see the deer below me, now scared out of its wits, turn and begin running full steam, WHACK!!! Right into a tree, head first, killing it instantly. As I climb down from the tree, I realize I now have both my deer and my bear to take home, and I myself have not fired a shot. In fact only one bullet has been fired in the whole incident.

So, those of you who feel that dreams have meanings, care to explain this one to me?

1 Comments:

At 9:38 PM, Blogger Dean Christensen said...

I got one.

You're in a tough spot. A "no-win" situation. Either way you go, you're gonna get hurt.

Then, God steps in and takes care of it.

I'm dying to see how He handles this one. Know what I mean?

 

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