Abnormal conversations

Living overseas sometimes affords you conversations that are . . . . let’s say, abnormal. For example:

“Yeah, he just had to go down to Singapore for the weekend.”

“Yes, I would like to get a quote for 40 (yes, that is forty) full computer systems.”

“I don’t care if the monkey is more scared of me, I don’t want it on my house anymore.”

“I don’t know how the water got into my diesel tank. Just get it out.”

“Our electricity bill is less than 10,000 this month. Woo hoo!!”

These and many other abnormal conversations have been a part of my life this last week alone. Makes me think how strange it would be to live an ‘ordinary’ life.